A Florida man is planning on destroying everyone with an army... of turtles.
Indialantic police arrested 61-year- old Thomas Lane for disturbing the peace along the Wave Crest Avenue Boardwalk Sunday morning.
Police say he yelled obscenities and called himself "the saint," while at three different establishments.
According to the affidavit, police received seven calls about Lane causing disturbances. He also went to the police department and yelled at the dispatcher while pounding on the walls and glass.
Police later found Lane at a nearby 7-Eleven, where he yelled obscenities and police and said that his turtle army would destroy them.